Texas star defensive end Colin Simmons received an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty at Tennessee this afternoon for a very unusual reason.
After a big sack, Simmons appeared to pretend he was urinating on Tennessee’s field.
The official literally described it as “Unsportsmanlike conduct, defense No. 1, for simulating using the restroom.”
When the ref said "Unsportsmanlike Conduct: Simulating using the restroom" I thought he was making stuff up.
He was not.
Colin Simmons, what are you doing bro pic.twitter.com/lUSW1ugWdt
— Aaron Torres (@Aaron_Torres) September 26, 2026
“Unsportsmanlike conduct simulating using the restroom”
Guys can’t use the bathroom during a game anymore? pic.twitter.com/D1v8SnAqcz
— Pardon My Take (@PardonMyTake) September 26, 2026
That’s certainly one way to do it.
