A thong-wearing “garbage artist” was arrested in Martin County, Florida earlier this week after an emergency call from a property owner.
Here are more details from TCPalm.com:
“The trespasser was wearing a swimsuit and then a thong,” the report states.
A thong is a minimalist undergarment that leaves a majority of the buttocks exposed.
The 1999 debut album by Sisqo contains the hit single, “Thong Song.” The lyrics include the lines, “She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck, Thighs like what, what, what, All night long, Let me see that thong.”
Meanwhile, investigators spoke to a man who “had no shirt, shorts, and (was) covered in sand as if he was just at a beach,” the report states.
He said he was the person at the property.
“He stated he was an artist that makes things from garbage,” the affidavit states.
Photo: Martin County Sheriff’s Department
