The Football Wildcats announced their team awards last week and you’ll never guess who was awarded the Most Valuable Player. I’ll give you one chance to get it……that’s right Randall Cobb.
He did everything except call the plays, and we know he didn’t do that because we lost three close ones because he didn’t touch the ball late in the game. I guess the offensive coaching staff missed the fourth quarter due to the munchies after smoking doobies the entire first half (yeah, I’m still a little upset about all of that) At least that’s my theory.
We also ran across a group on Facebook that has identified some other achievments of Mr. Cobb that was somehow overlooked by the media. Never fear for you can always count on the Nation of Blue to find senseless stuff like this to entertain you.
Here’s the rundown of Cobb’s achievements…
- In a related story, Cobb will start at wide receiver, tailback, right guard, free safety, defensive tackle, punter, and water-boy as well.
- This just in…. Randall Cobb cures cancer before Sundays practice.
- Fox News Alert: Joe The Plumber endorses University of Kentucky QB Randall Cobb for president!
- This just in…. Randall Cobb cures cancer before Sundays practice.
- repeats breaking news from the WSJ…UK Freshman Randall Cobb has just solved the Jimmie Hoffa murder!
- AP News wire: UK QB Randall Cobb develops alternative fuel in dorm room!
- Fox News has just reported that UK Phenom Randall Cobb has captured Osama Bin Laden and successfully defeated Al Qaeda.
- LA Times has reported that Chuck Norris has been defeated by UK’s Randall Cobb.
- FOX News Alert: With an economic recession right around the corner,
- QB Randall Cobb BAILS OUT SANTA CLAUSE and will deliver presents around the world!
- To join the fun – Yahoo! News: Bin Ladin turns himself in to US Army Colonel after receiving a tweet from UK QB Randall Cobb.
- Fox News Alert: Taliban trades in turbans for the #18 jersey of UK QB Randall Cobb.
- E channel is reporting Madonna left Guy Richie for none other than UK’s Randall Cobb.
- AP News Wire: Dow up 800 points off news Randall Cobb will start at QB for Saturdays UK vs MS football game.
- ESPN News: Arod crushed; Madonna runs to Randall Cobb after leaving hubby Guy Ritchie.
- USA Today reports: UK pres Todd Lee has announced UK has changed its name to the University of Randall Cobb.
- Fox News Alert: Donald Trump FIRED…by University of Kentucky QB Randall Cobb.
- CNN News Alert: UK QB Randall Cobb trumps Obama and pledges to cut taxes for 97% of Americans.
- CNN News: UK QB turns down spot on The View to co-host Oprah. New title, Cobb and That Old Lady.
- Warren Buffet seeks Randall Cobb’s advice for next big investment
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This week on Discovery Channel, Adam and Jamie take on new myth Randall Cobb…myth confirmed!
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Parent Magazine reports top boy baby name for 2009 is Randall
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Cinemark Theaters announce today that they now serve popcorn in the sizes of Small, Medium and Randall Cobb’s Biceps.
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