Today the CATS are in Knoxville to play the Convicts errrr… Volunteers. Kentucky has struggled on the road this year and Knoxville isn’t the friendliest of places to play. The Wildcats are only two point favorites in today’s game. That means everyone needs to be focused and ready to lay it on the line for a solid forty minutes. Oh, there’s also the fact that this is Tennessee, and I HATE Tennessee!!!
[PRBREAK][/PRBREAK] Growing up in southeast Kentucky, I grew to hate UT with a passion. In fact, I hated UT long before I developed a hatred for UofL. How is that possible? Louisville just seems so far away and no one really thinks of it as being part of the state. That wasn’t a joke. If you live in eastern KY, it’s very easy to forget Louisville is even there. [/SIZE]
I grew up in a small town on the Virginia state line. Anytime you traveled into Virginia, you would see that everyone was wearing orange. It was amazing to see so many TN fans that didn’t even live in the state! You can’t really blame them though, outside of Virginia Tech football, what do they have to cheer about? For those of you that live in that area of the state, you know what I’m talking about. This is definitely a bragging rights game for you.
I hate Tennessee”… I’m sorry, let me say that again. “OH HOW I HATE TENNESSEE! That felt much better. Let’s take a look at our favorite Alabama fan who actually hates UT as much as we do. Then we’ll list some reasons why any CAT fan would dislike the Volunteers.
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Volunteers? – What is their mascot? The entire university must be bi-polar. One minute it’s a guy that looks like Davey Crocket, who keeps holding a rifle up in the air, and minutes later there’s a hound dog running up and down the baseline.
Rocky Top – If you’ve ever been to a UK vs. UT football game, you’ll definitely understand this one.
The color orange – Could you have picked a more nauseous color? Who dresses in all orange besides road workers, convicts, ……Oh, I guess that explains it.
Here are a few Tennessee jokes compliments of [URL]http://carolinadawd.blogspot.com[/URL]
[QUOTE]Q: What do you call a beautiful girl on the Tennessee campus?
A: A visitor
Q: What is the difference between a Tennessee divorce and a Tornado?
A: I don’t know either, but someone’s gonna lose a trailer.
Q: What do tornadoes and Tennessee grads have in common?
A: They both always end up in trailer parks.
Q: Why do the Tennessee Vol fans wear orange and white?
A: They can wear it to the game on Saturday…They can wear it hunting on Sunday…and they can wear it to work on Monday when they’re picking up garbage during work release!
Q: What do you call an Tennessee grad wearing a suit and tie?
A: The defendant!
Q: If you have a car containing a Vol wide receiver, a Vol linebacker, and a Vol defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop
]There was a couple who were getting a divorced, so the judge said to the child,“Who do you want to live with? Do you want to live with your Dad?” “No, said the child, “he beats me.”“Do you want to live with your Mom then?” “No, she beats me too”.“Well who do you want to live with?” “I want to live with the Vols” said the little girl, “because they can’t beat anybody.
You can’t spell Citrus without UT.-Steve Spurrier
Q: What is the difference between a porcupine and Thompson Boiling Arena?
A: A porcupine has 15,000 *****s on the OUTSIDE[/QUOTE]Bruce Pearl – Yes he’s a great coach and he’s done a lot for the program, but did we forget that he’s a dirty old man? Hmm…did we? No, he hasn’t done anything, but would a D1 coach act like this?
Enough about TN, let’s listen to what the good guys have to say about the game…
[B][SIZE=3]John Calipari[/SIZE][/B]
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