Anthony Vicars

This just in..... Its been reported that the auction for a dinner for six with John Calipari and Ashley Judd sold on EBay for $98,100!!! The proceeds go to the "Hoops for Haiti" efforts that will benefit the victims of the earthquake in Haiti earlier this month.

Are you kidding me!!!! Don't get me wrong, I think it's great that Coach Cal was able to raise this kind of money, but I want you to think about the true value of what was won. Do you really think dinner with Coach Cal and Ashley Judd is worth $100K!! It's dinner!!! Does anyone know what's on the menu? If I was paying $98K, I think I would need a little bit more than just dinner. I would ask that Ashley Judd feed me every bite and wipe my mouth when needed and Coach Cal must ask me about my offensive philosophy and then use it in the next game.

Is that too much to ask? What would you ask for?