Good afternoon. Here are a few thoughts to get you by until the televised Madonna performance tonight. Look for HDTV sales to plummet in the next week. Seriously, have you seen this woman lately? (CAUTION: Link NSFAnyone. There's no nudity, but holy crap does she look awful). I have an old ball glove from 7th grade that is less worn out than that hag. If Madonna was an ice cream flavor, she'd be Pralines & Death-Warmed-Over. I'd still take her at halftime over the Black Eyed Peas any day ...